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porpoise:  In the dark, no one can see you scream....literally. (hi Yibble)	Indomitus:  The Bluebird of Happiness just crapped on your car. (passing thru)	Indomitus:  "Let's see... Artichokes. Chives. Jabanero peppers. Mayonnaise... Honey, have you seen the petroleum jelly?"  "Can we just order a pizza?"

JonyFingers:  I heard sleeping like this will add 10 years to your life	Soozcat:  I hear sleeping like this will add 10 decibels to your snoring.	BlakHat1:  "Hey, why is the seat of the Oval Office chair so sticky? ACK!! Damnit, Bill!"

Soozcat:  Find this man and beat him savagely about the head, face, neck and chin. Then remove his toupee and bring it to me as a trophy.	screaming_fist:  "Good, bad, they've got the guns."	Indomitus:  "Hail to the king, baby."

Indomitus:  "High five!" *smack* *ZZZZZAP!!*	num:  LADY!!!	_Fishboy_:  It's rough going throught the interrogations to join the Janitor's Union, but well worth it..