2001, Page 9

devildoll:  "Apple kuchen approaching at 4:00!!" "Ready with the dessert forks!!"	Granamyr:  And there goes the power in California	YingYang:  "And in other news, my producer's giving me head as I speak."

YibbleGuy:  "I used to work for Esso. Then the bastards changed their slogan. Spare a quarter, mister?"	warm_pepsi_2000:  I'll be damned, clowns to left of me...jokers on the right...here I am...	porpoise:  "Dead yet?"

rickubis:  .oO { Mice...Mice, all around me. Closing in. I think I may have to unleash my pussy.} (Indomitus!)	porpoise:  Only darkness stood between them...and a rolling vertical hold.	Meldrick: "Let's see now, star..... star...... '+' mark? Well, either I just won a million dollars, or I'm pregnant."

Janxau: The new instant scratchie: scratch three drug paraphernalia symbols and you win an evening with Robert Downey Jr.	Janxau:  Most people don't sit throught the credits, but since we started putting porn in the top half of the screen our ratings actually INCREASE through the credits.	sanspants:  you see, little billy, when a girl credits likes a boy credits, they can get together and make lots of little baby credits...