Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie

2001, Page 5


SooSoo
Is she gonna nurse that kid? Bring that frame back- NOW!
trickygrrl
"Hey, wanna trade?"
 Jeekies
as you can see, i've placed selected members of the audience in this special container where i may extinguish their lives and then communicate with them


Indomitus
Audience member, my ass. That's John Goodman in drag.
Jeekies
she stuck her thumb up where?
YibbleGuy
"Look nonchalant. Maybe they won't notice what a bad job we did sewing Mary Tyler Moore's head back on."

porpoise
Proving he's gone squirrelly, Mr. Williams puts up nuts for the winter.
YibbleGuy
"283 pounds of roasted cashews ... and a cable modem. God, life is good."
Jeekies
so did this mail order bride thing.. but i thought someone would marry me, instead i got this waifish little thing, and all she says is blojob

Jeekies
oh it makes me feel spring fresh, like a little school girl
porpoise
Fire Marshal Bill, here.
HenryBemis
o/~ wipe off that frown and cheer up, put on a happy face...o/~

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