2001, Page 5
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Is she gonna nurse that kid? Bring that frame back- NOW! |
"Hey, wanna trade?" |
as you can see, i've placed selected members of the audience in this special container where i may extinguish their lives and then communicate with them |
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Audience member, my ass. That's John Goodman in drag. |
she stuck her thumb up where? |
"Look nonchalant. Maybe they won't notice what a bad job we did sewing Mary Tyler Moore's head back on." |
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Proving he's gone squirrelly, Mr. Williams puts up nuts for the winter. |
"283 pounds of roasted cashews ... and a cable modem. God, life is good." |
so did this mail order bride thing.. but i thought someone would marry me, instead i got this waifish little thing, and all she says is blojob |
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oh it makes me feel spring fresh, like a little school girl |
Fire Marshal Bill, here. |
o/~ wipe off that frown and cheer up, put on a happy face...o/~ |