2001, Page 3

JorentheCole:  "Well, 'Austin Powers''s "mojo" was already taken, so we have Alan Greenspans."	soth:  "Tampons?? On the ceiling??"	Loodvig:  "What the hell?....... Honey! Call the exterminator. We're infested with Jennicams."

Lanzman:  Palm County, Florida, assembles all of its voters in one place for a group smack upside the head.	Meldrick:  "OK sir, put it in neutral, close up the windows, and be sure your radio antenna-"SNAP" -is down... D'oh!"	Meldrick:  About now, little Mary has second thoughts about mixing LSD and paint thinner with her Flinstone's Chewables.

cscott:  SciFi presents our exclusive WideWideFreakinWideScreen[tm] presentation...	rickubis:  You have chosen to follow the path of crime. I, Thermal Underwear Man, will urinate freely on your ferns until you surrender.	cscott:  Sadly, the "Just say Maybe Later to Drugs" adverts were a total failure...

SooSoo:  Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happyyyyyyyyyy	Loodvig:  "Push the button Frank." *bonk*	nickman102:  My husband's pregnant, everybody please move, he's gonna have a babay