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BuckFifty:  "We used to believe in evil spirits, but thanks to modern medicine, we know your pain is caused by a small dwarf living in your stomach."	Tunk:  And on the nineth day, God created briars. Bastard.	Agent_Moldy:  "Zzzestyyyy!" *BLAM* (Stupid, slow-ass machine)

SooSoo:  I heard these were made out of Bad Andy.	Tunk:  0\o...in the year 2525, supermodels will be herdered into to "Re-education camps" where they will be forced to eat various food products...o/0	Tunk:  ..bad supermodels will of course be spanked and force fed twinkies for good measure.

psmylie:  lick your tv today!	SooSoo:  I love scifi grab bags! I hope I get a tracking device implanted in a pancreas!	Indomitus:  Desperate for answers, Alanis rounds up the Banana Splits for questioning.

screaming_fist:  Linda Lovelace in "Deep Throttle"	alexgariepy:  He's gonna say "Me want Honey Comb!" any minute now.	alexgariepy:  o/~ Somewhere in time and space... o/~