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"Damn it! A slice!" "You nailed Guiliani!" "In that case, put me down for a birdy." |
I don't know. Even with the moon, and the moodlighting and all, he just can't approach the Sinatra machismo. |
"Do you like to draw, paint, sketch or fondle yourself while running around town screaming about rabid aadvarks up your ass? You do?!" |
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"Sure, the story arc sucks donkey dick, but they can shoot film after film without signing an actor to a contract. The execs love me. I'm a franchise, baby." |
Hey! You got Tom Wopat in my Mark Hammill! - You got Mark Hammill in my Tom Wopat!! Say... |
"C'mon, man! No points for shooting the old and infirm! It's only a sport if they can run away!" |
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"Alright.. haircare secrets, NOW!!" "Nooo!! I'll never tell! You'll have to kill me first!" |
...,and his "HUZZAH"was so mighty twas nothign left of the fiend but a dense fog |
Desperately, but stupidly, Brian tries to gnaw his own hands off and escape. |
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I'll show them. I'll open up a coffee shop empire and sell ridiculously overpriced lattes |
"Who?" "He's on SciFi." "Who's on SciFi?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who's on SciFi." "I'M ASKIN YOU!!" (Abbott and Costello are Scifi?) |
" Atlantis to Houston control: Make seven... up yours!" |
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The car voted most likely to be picked up by a UFO later in the movie |
"Wait... I'm picking up a priority one communique from the Molly Ringwald collective. Pass the Cheez Whiz." |
"Quick! Deploy the Zap Rowsdower! It's our only chance!" |