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from his poem about a song based on a dream he had one night where he woke up screaming and shaking and he had wet himself |
Good--if he keeps this up, he'll qualify for his Al Bundy-Norm McDonald smirk badge in no time! |
That's no moon. Oh, wait. Yeah, it is. Sorry. |
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Bush proposes that if we concentrate tax cuts within + and -3 of the X & Y axes, this will cause… aw, who’re we trying to kid? He’s scared shitless right now. |
¡Cerveza y monteqilla es muy bueno! |
Bill Gates address the group. "In order to stop the others in Las Vegas I intend to ship them all the free copies of "Windows 2000" we can!" |
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Remember, this holiday season, leave a light on for Santa, or he'll trip over something, break his neck, die.. I tell you, the paperwork is HORRID. (heya occ!) |
It's like "Sit & Spin", only different. |
This always happens! Everytime I come back from a war I forget where I parked my tent... |
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Pull my finger, yes? |
Yes. Now where can I find two consenting women and a trapeze? |
I just slid in from battling the Kromaggs, and boy, are my chads hung |
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"We're going in fast, we're going in full throttle." "That's what SHE said." "Shut up, Red 2." |
"I will be a unabomber, not a diviner. All of us, Republicats and Democans, cust mome together. Lemme start over." |
"Excuse me, sir...would you refrain from bending your head... your ego is interferring with my readings." |