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"You HAD to press all the buttons at once, didn't you?" |
"I like Gogol, but Tolstoy's got the better ass." [ah, peasantry is bliss] |
Oh brave new world that has such fuckheads in it. |
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i never was good at math. Is the answer X = 5.1? |
"Hey, it tastes like cherry! What a rip off!" |
Well, nobody said the forces of darkness could spell. |
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During the debates, when asked to name the presidents, George W. Bush's head suddenly exploded. People were largely unaffected. |
The sound of RoboCop coughing? |
One thing you have to grant the pagans. They sure have some big Baals. |
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Damn, Superman can fly. Why can't we fly, Batman? "Because we're chubby and we have no budget for that." |
"Et tu, Brute?" "Yeth. Call me an ol' meanie." |
"Oh, icky, a bug!" (taking my leave. later!) |
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"Thank you for holding my pussy. Sometimes I just *can't* control it." (passing thru. hi/bye) |
"I'm channeling your grandpa... 'Pull my finger!' Wow, spooky huh?" |
They'd dump his books if they knew what a book was. |