Page 36: Proudly lowering the bar for comedy everywhere
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I'd like my eggs over easy with a side of credits. |
"Okay, you got your damned bean recipe. Now where's my Milkbones?" |
Getting thrown outta a bar is ONE thing...getting thrown outta a SPACE bar is quite another! (Hello, anit!! MrG!! Indo!! 144b!! and BAND!) |
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M’lud, I move that the counsel for the Crown be required to wear pants. |
"According to this, your last employer fired you for sticking your hand up customers' skirts. Care to explain that?" / "Yeah. I was lonely." |
"We can't close our military installations in Korea! Just think of all the whores that would be put out of work!" |
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She thought the lead implants would be more durable than the silicon ones. She never anticipated this problem, though... |
"Hey, Carl... Griffey's up. Go to commercial." |
"Sir, please describe the rage you're feeling. Is it a) all-consuming, b) bitter, c) blinding, or d) chocolatey?" |
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Typical student film crowd scene(howdy Indo) |
*WEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOO!!!* Sears Catalog pose alert! Call the SWAT Team! |
But you only get about 1/2 of it once the IRS takes their slice. |
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"Maybe your left nipple wants a drink." "No. I don't think so." "Your right nipple?" "We'll pass, thanks." |
Gillian Anderson takes VISA? I didn't even know she was an Olympic event... (hi empress) |
"You're thinking... did he fire off 6 SciFi cliches, or only 5? Do you feel lucky... punk?" |