Page 30: Close Encounters of the Toolbar Kind
Wednesday, June 21, 2000 7:18 PM... Out of the blue, IT LANDED...
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Apparently, all the power available for lighting is being directed to the huge new banner that just appeared over the screengrab. |
"I suggest you lower your head - that toolbar looks fairly ominous." |
This just in! Giant silver toolbar invades Caption This! |
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"At approximately 7:18 EDT today, an enormous toolbar appeared in the sky over Catpion This!. Using a scale model, a SciFi staffer explains what happened..." |
"Attention Earthlings! You may have noticed our mothership landing on your homepage. Do not be alarmed. We mean no harm." (hey Lood) |
"Aaahhh! That silver bar!! It's on every channel!!" |
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"...and, only minutes after the enormous toolbar appeared, a cast member was struck in the head when it tilted into the screengrab...." |
Toolbar This! |
From her office on 6th Avenue, Bonnie Hammer gleefully receives reports of cappers fleeing the giant toolbar. (I could milk this 'til the cows come home) |
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"Dude! Let's go get high and play with the SciFi.com toolbar!" "Awesome!!" |
Good god! The ship from Close Encounters landed on the page!! (Hi ) |
"This just in! Due to the increased size of the SFC banner, only 3 captions will be shown at a time. Thank you." (Hi Indo, Mr Grant!) |
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The SFC Banner: The biggest *Site Whore* in online history!! |
"Next on YSMT: The Banner That Ate CT!!!" (Bye Indo!) |
(What's a "Sci Fi Stream"? Does it have good fishing? I think I'll click on it; what harm could it d- *PHOOOM*) |