Page 28: Yet another in a long line of indignities
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Sometimes I think Van Gogh wasn't really trying. |
Why not trei a holiday in ancient Greece this yeer? |
Somehow Campbell's latest tag-line, "Blood of the infidel is good food" just wasn't reaching the right demographic... |
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It's not common knowledge, but cockatiels make brutal factory foremen. |
"So, we meet again, Mr. Bond! *BRAAAAACK*" |
"God loves you. But he hates your hair. Let me help you." |
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.. IS PEOPLE! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE! |
"Und ze busboy vould not even look at meinen nipples!" |
"Dude, don't push it, man, I think he doesn't want to sing the Spam song..." |
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Joseph Campbell tells us that every mythological system includes a sacred "Moose"-being to go with the "Squirrel of the air"... |
War was declared by the aliens after the President pulled off the ambassador's ear, dug it into his face, then his eye, and ate it! |
So, I, like, put these chips in a bowl and like, put all this, like, stuff in it, and like, it ate my cousin. |
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(Voice Over) "'Allo! I am Jacques Cocteau and welcome to my underwater worl'!" |
"...among thee meeny treasure of thee Titanic, the Caleepso camera spies a fooll bottle of Chanel #5 behind a coaster..." |
Fox Presents: Synchronized Hit and Runs |