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"You a gay pirate?" "Aye!" “Then tell me the truth: Does this parrot make me look fat?" |
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the toothpick. |
Slut. |
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“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and if she moves just a bit to her left, I'll be able to see through Juliet's dress!" |
Oh, look, Satan's giving us the finger. How nice. |
"Polish your hinder, sir?" |
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...consumers soon found problems with Ronco's do-it-yourself circumcision kit. |
It wasn't that they'd all leaned to one side and ripped all at the same time, so much as the fact that it was in perfect four-part harmony. |
Dear Journal, Day 5 on Arrakis. Ate Mother. Ate Father. Losing mental hold on reality. Otherwise fine. |
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Generik proceeds cautiously, remembering the time he bought a bag of Sousaphones and nearly choked to death. |
This is: A> A long, dark, creepy hallway. B> A long dark, creepy elevator shaft. C> A long, dark, creepy portal to another space and time. D> CRAP. |
Guaranteed absolutely sperm free |
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This is more interesting than the movie.. paging Mr. Fellini.. Mr. fellini blue courtesy phone... |
Even with all the protective gear, capping "Sightings" was still a hazardous task. |
Roswell. I can't believe I'm still in Roswell. |