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easy_street: "Confucius say.. man who run in front of car get tired."	easy_street: "Confucius say.. man who run in back of car get exhausted."	EnochF: "Our topic today is military intervention in Kosovo: Is it necessary or antithetical to democracy?  Here with us today are Lamb Chop, Goliath and Kukla..."

Saltydog: "So much for Clarabelle and his damn seltzer.  Now where's that Buffalo bob?"	Saltydog: "I got puppets.  Wanna play with my...puppets?"	The_Enigma: Roses are red, violets are black.  Why is your chest as flat as your back?

The_Enigma: "Wow!  I wonder if the same thing is in my little brother's skull! *Gets the axe*"	EnochF: "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew... ooh, a dollar!"	The_Enigma: Toilet Paper was never this exciting.

The_Enigma: They found the missing Oscars, but the time they did it was too late.  They had been Sci-fi-ed.	The_Enigma: "We the folks, of the U.S. in order to make stuff more good... Ah, they'll fix it up in editing."	Zonk: "Sir, my Kung-Fu grip is malfunctioning..."

Indomitus: ...been capping the whole time.  My fingers are tired.  Reality drifting away.  Social mores losing all meaning.  I AM SCIFI!!	Indomitus: *offscreen*  "Errooorr!  Byew!  Byew!  Kabooom!  Byew!  Blam!  Eeeerrroooorr!"	Lanzman: The 357th Airborne String Quartet nears their drop zone.  (Hel-loooooooooooooooo Nurse!  And pokemon_girl!)