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Generik: Carl was EXTREMELY disappointed to discover that what he thought was Satan's Penis was actually just a plastic monkey.  (Yo Buck, Buff!)	Buffoon: How not to pick up women, chapter one...  The phrase "Ya wanna see my plastic monkey?" should never pass your lips.  (hey 144!)	Generik: After Ralph finishes shaving his face with his new Norelco, he shaves his thumb, the tips of his fingers and his Wall Street Journal.

BuckFifty: Don't know if I'm comfortable giong to a 'lady of the evening' who accepts coupons.	BuckFifty: Meanwhile, in the hovel of Glenda, the 'Naughty' Witch... *whip* "...and your little dog too!"  *whip*  *yip*	BuckFifty: .oO(You know, I really didn't want to know how squirrels 'do it')  *chitter*  *ook*  *wocka chicka*

BuckFifty: "I bought this new outfit to impress your Paw."  "Yes, Mom."  "does it look pretty?"  "Yes, Mom."  "Wanna see the matching crotchless panties?"  "GAH!!!"	screaming_fist: *typing*  "It was a dark and stormy grab."	Indomitus: The hardest part of making Mouse Jello is getting the little shit to stay under until the mold hardens.  (hey haight, and gnashe)

Indomitus: You won't believe what we found at the bottom of that huge vat of Tequila...	screaming_fist: "Iknowyouarebutwhataboutme?  Iknowyouarebutwhataboutme?  Iknowyouarebutwhataboutme?"	deadparrot: *gulp*  "How's that, Daddy?"

deadparrot: Sexual position by MC Escher.	NightTrain: Dozens have sworn to seeing the ghosts of Harvey Milk and George Mosconi forcibly cornholing the ghost of Dan White.	Face: Just wait'll the tall one starts jerking off!!!  It's a KILLER!!!