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Crude97: Never open your door while driving, nor should you drive while wearing hawaiian shirts.	Unreality: Desperate for attention, Jack Palance set out into the Connecticut woods one afternoon with only a camera and a map.  A year later, his crap was found.	UnReality: "Everest.  Forbidding.  Aloof.  The mountain with the biggest tits in the world."  "Start again!"

UnReality: .oO(Spit...or swallow?  Spit...or swallow?)	TheRussianMafia: AHH ITS THE ALIEN SMURFS IN THEIR SMURF SHIP COME TO SMURF ME AND SMURF MY... Wait a smurfin minute...	TheRussianMafia: Normally we call'em credits, but in this case we'll call it a "Hit List"

TheRussianMafia: Day 1 of the Cap Lock: No sign of the end in sight.  Associates starting to lose sense of logic.  John acting irrationally about some Stephanie.  God help us all...	TheRussianMafia: Day 2 of Cap Lock: Recited lyrics of Debbie Reynold's Tammy 40 times over.  Starting to question ones own grip on reality.  Must go brush teeth with dead fish	ProjectDarkStar: *sacrifices a virgin on his laptop*

easy_street: THAT'S gonna leave a mark ('night Indo)	YibbleGuy: "...and now, for people who're pissed off at Alan Greenspan's rate hikes, try new 'ScrewDaFed'."	BuckFifty: Screw flowers, ah gots mah baby a new set o' radials.  Who sez romance is dead? *wipes nose on sleeve*

EBrown: Ok, we'll get him over the rail this time..one...two..(Cya all!)	thesilentchild: ()--casually adjust crotch--()	Buffoon: Constipated?  (hi Buck!)