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WWJD: What Would (Ron) Jeremy Do? |
50,000 leagues under the sink.... |
Guess it runs in the family. |
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"It ain't the brake linings after all... fuckin' dickweed Klingon mechanics!" |
"Ah so, Grasshopper... it was only a dream within a dream..." |
It's time for sex, Carl. It's March. |
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"I don't know what it is, but lately I feel like I just don't get ANYTHING done without Jim Henson's hand up my ass." |
Finger me! |
"When I'm not sneaking up on enemy soldiers and snapping their necks, I'm sellin' Pinwheel cookies out the ass! *Today's Girl Scouts*" |
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"Oh, no, busted!" *zip* |
Lets get us some WEMMIN! "About time you said something smart!" |
"Have you been drinking, sir?" / *belch* / "Very good, sir. Here are your keys." |
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Little timmy's day of terror didn't stop there, he'd just drank 8 glasses of ice water |
"Yeah, that's two Junior Bacon Burgers with Cheese, to go." "Thank you, please pull around." |
Fun fact #304: Marty was an expert at log rolling. |