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Loodvig:: *head bob* *head bob* *smile* *head bob*	Vicious: "What am tampon?"	790: Head of the Institute for Creepy Things.  Did a thesis on the Olsen Twins once.

GersonK: "Taxi!"  Bang  "I said - Taxi!"	Agent_Moldy: Never let Prince Charles design your space ship.	Hawky: Shes packin' more silicone than the Enterprise E

RexKramer: "Bout this time, Uncle Jesse wandered into Boss Hogg's secret room in the Boar's Nest..."	Hawky: You can't squel like a pig none too good, can ya moo?	DeucePM: You shore got a purty mouf...IN SPACE!

sanspants: "okay... scratch the pocket guillotine.  we'll need some other ideas for our spring product line, guys."	sanspants: "then again, guys, i think gene hackman likes the pocket guillotine..."	Reynard_T_Fox: .oO(I better get me one of them pocket guillotines for my pocket Debbie Gibson, damn bitch just won't shut up...)

sanspants: yes!  hours of family fun, with the pocket guillotine!  from sansco.  (speakin of cutting it short... time to split.  i'm out.)	Hippie: Uh, Professor, you'll have to throw the plane to get it to fly.  *Nonsense!  I designed mine with vertical take-off.  I think ahead!	sanspants: look, either shoot her or nail her other foot the floor.  she's making me dizzy.