Page 12: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
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Where you can pay for sex but the cows are free. (night lood!) |
"I carry this door around in case it gets hot. That way, I can roll the window down to cool off." (night que!) |
Not much. Water you doing? |
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This was all it took for Mellissa Etheridge to convince David to father her baby. |
"Allright, dammit, it's easy! Put your left foot in! Left, Murray, your other left! Edna, you're hooky-pookying to early!" |
"This is a display case of various things I've managed to lodge in my nose over the years." |
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Tired of lame insults? Tey Fa! The instnt insult dis-dispenser. |
Try our other great skin-care products Do, Re, and for that pleasant feeling of self-satisfaction, Mi. |
A long, long way to go. (back at you 144) |
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Tonya Harding, Hubcap Warrior Princess |
Little Known Fact: Scrubbing Bubbles can devour an entire cow in 2.3 minutes. |
It's Morgan Le Fae and Morgan Le Fae in The Merlin Trap. |
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Awesome! You got your iron lung custom detailed! |
"Well, I'm sorry, but it seems that Kathy Lee's schedule is open now, and well, she'll bring more ratings than you will... You're fired, Emeril." |
More? you want MORE? I'm already up to 2 dozen fuck-ups per day! And you want MORE?!? |
No shirt, no shoes, no problem.