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"Hang on. I'm channelling a Dodgers game..." |
"Pa! Pa! My beer can started talkin!" |
Through a glass, dimly. |
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"Rosie O'Donnell's on TV, Martha! Get the gun!" |
"Dear Mom... in another shitty movie... love Rosemary." |
This is the BBC. It's just gone 8:00 and time for the penguin on top of your television set to go out and mug someone." |
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They found her in the North Woods, exhausted, clutching her maglite and pokemon cards. |
"...is that Skynard I hear?" |
Two cowpokes take a leak by a pick up truck outside a bar - Tell me if you've heard this one before - anyway ... the one with the wet boots turns and says to th |
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And here, we see that the Shin Bone is in actuality connected to the Neck Bone. (thanks Hummer) |
Twins with Crazy Nipples Yellow Chimpanzees? .com? Over 18 only, right? |
This must be what you'd find at Twins with Crazy Nipples Yellow Chimpanzees... .com. |
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"Moshing is just as fun *without* the music and the crowd when you're insane!" |
You will be assimilated into the greeting card collective. |
"On this planet, we always hold the part of our body that gives us the most embarrassment." |
"I think this situation absolutely
requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"
"And we're just the guys to do
it!"