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Well, I hope no wounded and desperate alien monster brutally murders me... wow, that would be so out of the blue. |
KRAMER! |
*Dubbed* "Get the official Godzilla newspaper Today!" (Good Evening) |
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"Years of masturbation and needlepoint have left my palms so callused that they can deflect bullets. Do your worst, tough guy." |
Nerds in the 'hood? |
She underestimated the power of cheese |
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Y'all hold your nose. Dead credits in the middle of the road. |
I don't think Ares is as butch as he pretends to be. He's got a strap-on goatee! |
tuesday feb 22. 8:45pm. regis philbin spontaneously combusts. wednesday, feb 23 is declared a national holiday. |
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kip winger, medieval warrior. huzzah! |
Funny mushrooms on your pizza... We got that! |
"WHOA!" *CRASH* "Cleanup in aisle 4" |
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*bzzzt* what is: the last thing sans sees before losing consciousness while careening wildly through the store on the back of a shopping cart? *dingding!!* |
I love watching Xena... spankings for everyone |
By decree of his Majesty all handmidens will no longer use their hands |