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"Aaaaugh!" *pop* Mission control applauds. CNN carries the event. |
(Pssst! Everybody /freeze/! Maybe they'll think we're /plastic/ soldiers and won't shoot! Everybody act /gray/!!) |
Buh-Weet Sings. "Net... da noosik paayyyyyy..." |
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The elite Chinese mole execution squad... |
The Posture Prince meets the Posturpedic Princess... |
And now for a special presentation of Bambi. |
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Secret coverups? Not on the internet. |
"OK OK I'll read your screenplay" |
...by Samuel Beckett. "Will he explode today?" "Perhaps." "You said that yesterday." "Yes." "And the day before." "Yes." "He didn't explode." "No." |
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lemme guess who his backseater is... |
I think this is from the French Keogh Period. (bye all) |
"This is Blue Rider. I am engrossed with a tense game of Pong... over." |
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playing Pong? No wonder he crashed. |
For one couple, it was a washroom at a Wendy's in Newark. Let's meet them now. |
"Gee, Hank, ain't that purty?" "Yup." "Makes ya wanna... drink beer, don't it?" "Yup." "Bbmdm." "Shut up, Boomhower." |
Survey says...?