Page 7: It plumps when you cook it.
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You have completely misunderstood the formal restrictions of haiku. D+. (bye Gerson, 402; hi EBA) |
Wow. Who knew Ron Jeremy had a Dominion profile? |
And stay tuned afterwards for the HBO Music Awards. |
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Momentarily forgetting where he is, Senator McCain demonstrates how hard it was urinating into a bucket from across his cell in the Hanoi Hilton. |
"Me? Naw, I'm gonna spend a night home with my 40, Redneck Rampage, and Mojo Nixon!!!" |
*bellllch* |
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We don't have the power to teleport in time yet. A few more bicycle tires'll do it. |
Track 7 needs more bass. And can you record the backup vocal track again? Remy sounds like a toad. |
Colonel Nigel Smith-Smythe-Spam-Spam- Eggs-and-Spam-Without-So- Much-Spam-Innit, Upper Class Twit of the Year. |
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$250 an hour for straight bondage and discipline. $350 for anything hardcore. No exchange of fluids or water sports. Will this be cash or credit card? |
"See? I can TOO find my ass with both hands!" "Okay, okay... hey, look what I found with both hands!" |
"So if Lexx is part Cluster Lizard and is sex crazed, would that make her a Cluster Fuck?" "Congrats, man, just figure that out?" |
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And we would like to thank the bank for paying for all the hit-men |
This is your pet clam on drugs |
*out of nowhere* "Can we do the In and Up again?" |
This just in: Poppin Fresh is a flake!