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o/` Oh the way Glenn Miller played.. o/` |
o/` Songs that made the Hit Parade... o/` |
Contents: $20, driver's license, two credit cards, and a condom that's been in there since 1987. |
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Open the pod bay door's, HAL. |
Christ. Trojans everywhere. It's worse than Make-out Mountain. |
Halftime shows: they suck now and they sucked then... |
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Oh, sure you have a soup for THAT, but what about for This!!!!??? |
Erectile dysfunction. |
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" Guess where we are now... |
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Stop swinging my balls! |
"Danger, Danger." "Danger, Danger, Will Robinson." "Danger, Danger. You getting bored?" "Nope." "Me neither. Danger..." |
deadlyringer in his secret underwater hideout. |
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"It's a seatbelt! It's a clock! It's a VCR! It cuts a kajillion fries!" |
If you swallow me, induce vomiting, keep warm, and call a doctor. I am sci-fi. |
"It's prototypical caption technology. You can upload any image from anywhere and cap it. I call it Night Cap 2000." |
Show me an out of work musician, and I'll show you a Treble without a Clause. (BOO HISS!)