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144b: All hard working Canadians.	deadparrot: . o O(Gonna rain.  Better roll up the windows.)	deadparrot: Fine quality engravings of Van Halen album covers.  Next month, "5150".  Call now.

deadparrot: "Charlie's cooking Johnsonville brats!!!"	Hawky: Run, it's Boss Hogg!!!	Indomitus: 2023...  Shatner finally realizes...  "My god, I'm a washed-up hack!"

CapMidnight: "On today's show, 'Cooking with Julia Child,' I've put Julia in a 450-degree oven for 50 minutes..."	Indomitus: Product of an Unspeakable Menage A Trois between Kermit, Yoda, and Dom Deluise.	thundrsong: In a rare sighting, the Sasqua...  No wait, just George Wendt.  (Hey fist... do what I can.)

screaming_fist: "Scooby Doo, where are you?" "Over heeeeeeere!"	schitzo: "Hmmm... interesting idea, but don't you think it would work better with cheese?"	The_Gray_Zombie: (softly singing) Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.  Never thought I could be so free...

screaming_fist: "Where's that Connie Seleca hiding at?  Here ConnieConnieConnie."	Dante83: If I stand here looking pathetic enough, maybe a director will come by and offer me a role...	screaming_fist: o/ "Who could it be?  Believe it or not, it's just me." o/