Page 4: The Persons in Charge of the Titles Have Been Sacked
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*whirr, click, whirr* NOT READING DRIVE C. REBOOT... |
Once again we find Prince Charles playing in the Queen Mum's wigs. |
Insert Presidential candidate of your choice. |
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Wear orange, and beware of pizzas and beer just laying there in the woods. |
Enter the Clown |
Pigs fly! Steve Forbes elected President! Good tasting decaf coffee invented! (yeah, right...) |
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free willy 4: willy swallows a mine |
"Eat me." (Rod! torgone! Gray!) |
Rejected slogan: You can't Beatsa Meatsa. |
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And John Cleese makes a Hitchcock-esque walk-through... |
Today, at a Kid Rock concert, a Volkwagon tried to crowd surf, killing 2 and injuring 14. News at 11. |
Looks like a 5 Ad pile-up on Route 72 this morning. I'd find an alternate route if I were you... |
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The Disco at the End of the Universe |
"Hi, I'm looking for the Spaceballs 2 set?" |
Owing to a minor technical glitch, Kirk is beamed into the upper stratosphere. |
No realli! She was Karving
her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given
her by Svenge....