Page 3: This Time It's Personal!

Indomitus: Welcome to Doorknobs 101, the final exam.  Hope you studied.  Good luck.	Shattered: Ain't no dream like a Prozac dream.	Shattered: Must.... Kill.... Pikachu!

FryGirl: Shoudn't that be Honey Turn Your Head And Cough?	Shattered: From the makers of Honey Die, and Honey Bite Me.	sanspants: mel brooks is duke leeto attreides in dune 2: spice rack

Indomitus: "Candid Camera Calling... oh, my GAWD!!! We can't air THAT one..."	animebabe: Befuddled puzzlement?  Or puzzled befudlement?  or maybe Puddled Elmerfudiment?	E_the_E: They just typed rude comments with their keyboards.

Generik: "Telegram."  "What?"  "Candygram."  "Huh?  I just got out of the shower!  What do you want?"  "Handshark."	Vicious: "I can only give you my name, rank, and 'why did the chicken cross the road?'!"	amycamus: Yesterday upon the stair I saw a man who wasn't there.  He wasn't there again today.  I wish to hell he'd go away.

Shaft: Odds are one in thirteen quadrillion, void in Tennesse, close cover before striking, I'm with stupid, do not fold, spindle or mutilate.	Buffoon: "Coffee?  Tea?  Beverage?  Blow Job?  Unspeakable Menage?"	GersonK: Of course, for the bears, peeling 'em is half the fun  (thanx vish)