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Indomitus: Henry scampered, pranced and whiffled, from whence the momeraths once had miffled.	Indomitus: Little Known Untrue Factoid: Shortly after her Saturday morning cartoon was cancelled, Strawberry Shortcake turned to prostitution to pay the rent.	JukeJunkie: "One more 'Why a Duct?' crack from you and I'm gonna kick your ass!"
sanspants: "oh yeah, it's the brakes alright.  i'm gonna have to grind down yer rotor, and i'll have a look at the struts while i'm at it..."	JingleHo: The Fourth Doughball of the Apocalypse!  "Behold, for he shall rend forth with great fury, and lightning, and thunder, and delicious frosting!"	amycamus: "I'm sorry to have to break the news.  But I've completed your diagnosis, and you're...a Moron."

Indomitus: "In today's surgery, we will attempt to remove the last shred of dignity from Science Fiction everywhere..."	MasterTorgo: This is where the fish lives.	JingleHo: "Christ!  Most men at least wait until they're done before they roll over and go to sleep!"

ZadetheElf: "You mean elves *don't* make Keebler cookies and snack crackers?"  Another childhood fantasy shot down by Reality.	JingleHo: *Attention Kmart shoppers!  We have a Blue-Light-Special on children in aisle 12!*	Kolos: ...with nachoes running a close second.