The Basic Black Page
Because it looks good with anything and because, as we all know, "black" caps are sooo rare.

Indomitus: See that, SFC?  We TOLD you that if you kept doing that you'd go blind.  Happy now?	ABServo: And now, a look inside Brittney Spears' head...	Blinker: "We now return to a Bonnie Hammer Brainstorm, already in progress."

Zonk: How Helen Keller eats a Reeses'  {I know, I know... had to do it}	screaming_fist: "Goodnight, John Boy"  "Uuuuuuuuuh"	shanky_panky: "Who pulled the blinds?"

The_Gray_Zombie: Hey, who poked a hole in the black screen?  You know how much those things cost?  (Hi)	E_B_A: But first, a quick peek at Al Gore's heart...	The_Enigma: Sci-fi's exclusive campanion special for Into Pitch Black wasn't all it hoped for.

tedj: This looks like an enigma wrapped in a condom	1600: *scene omitted for clarity*	sanspants: the black screengrab is now available in letterbox, evidently.

144b: To Widget.	hobbies: Last one to leave California, please turn out the lights!  What about the cheese?	Revive: Absolut Black.

Vicious:  "Nobody expects the Sp... oh, bugger!"	sanspants: *snicker* "shhhh... don't wake him up..." *zzip* *splorp*  *crunchcrunch* *p-thunk* "let's get out of here before he wakes up."	Vladimere: *thump* *crash* *BANG*  "Damnit honey just turn on the lights and get Mr.Happy out of my ear!"

threeamigos:  The previous program contained explicit scenes of sexual content. Your children probably shouldn't have watched. -Scifi	.	.