My First Stuck Grab Gallery - 2/23/2000
"You can get stucco! BOY, how you can get stuck-o!" (Groucho Marx)
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"And this is where we parked when we went to see 'Cats'... Next slide, please..." |
"Come fah buffay, stay fah rak-stah pakhing!" (hi everybody) |
"So what are we doing?" "Waitin'" "For Godot?" "Not unless he's got a trunkload of hashishe for us." |
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Und so, Villiam ze Volvo live oot his days living oonter ze Zan Frrrrrranzisco Bridge.......... Oont. |
Introducing the new 2000 Lincoln STV- Sub-Terranean Vehicle. So extreme, it's suicidal |
It's my fault. I made a crack about continuity, and now there'll be continuity...forever. Oh the poetic justice! |
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"And this is where we parked when we went to see 'Le Mis'... Next slide, please..." |
Its the Car Parked By A Pillar Channel, 24 hours of non stop excitment! (Car Parked By A Pillar Channel is a subsidiary of the FOX Network) |
"And this is our parking space again, only the picture was taken from three feet to the left... Next slide, please..." |
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o/~ Under the boardwalk, my car broke dooown--under the boardwalk! I'm stuck downtooown--under the boardwalk! Boardwalk! o/~ |
"And this is where we parked the car only to return and find it stripped clean... Next slide, please..." NEXT SLIDE PLEASE!!!!!!!!! |
"When Episode II premieres, I'm gonna be first IN LINE! Whoo-hoo!!" |
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Boy, they were lucky to find that parking space, what with the Bengals playing a home-game and all... |
This is the slide that Mike and the bots actually lost their sense of humor too. |
"One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong..." |
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Today's moment to stop and smell the carbon monoxide brought to you by the ScifiChannel |
"Phil?" "Yeah Bob?" "Do you believe in angels?" "Shut your hole, Bob." |
"Jeez...c'mon Woodward, this Deepthroat guy isn't gonna show" "Well, Bernstein, we're just gonna wait til he does." |
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Study this picture carefully..... |
Now find 27 differences from the origonal picture... |
"Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine...out of a Neon!?" |
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"You sure this is where the alien message said to meet them?" "Yeah. Well, either here or Cincinnati, and I figured this is more exciting than Cincinnati is." |
Where the f*** are you, Waldo!? Come out, you striped @#$*&@#! |
actually, i think this picture being "stuck" demonstrates the amount of time it will take AAA to come and tow this car! |
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Never Park a Solar Powered car indoors.... |
"Lets see...where can I park...hmm...tough cdecision." |
o/~ And ti-i-ime go-o-oes by-y-y so slo-owly-y... o/~ |
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Well isn't this just kick me in the crotch and spit on my neck fantastic. |
"Pillar?! I hardly kn--"*slap* "That's someone else's schtick, boy." |
Yep, that 1st Annual Sci Fi LEXX convention turned out to be a biiiig success... |
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Cue tumbleweeds |
German engineering my Ass! |
Sci Fi presents INTO SHEER BOREDOM |
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"Dah dah dah...dah dah dah...dah dah dah...dah dah BLAM!" |
Now, everybody remember where we parked. |
"Bill, did you rent Avis?" ..."Ummm Not Exactly" |
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And I'll bury those parking slides here...in the basement...where no one will ever find them again. |
Cause I'm...
Stuck on you...
Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along...